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PLANTS JUST GOT COOLER

the future is vegan, but fakc-yeah is already here

LEAD THE CHANGE

subs
our vegetable meat are made out of dehydrated oyster mushrooms and spices, all different from one another

fakc'ing our vegetable meat in a tomato sauce reduction with spices, over fried plantain, a cream of black beans and a cheese crust $ 145	bbqueen our vegetable meat, on a coleslaw salad, avocado, red onion and a touch of bbq-aioli $ 145	fill-&-chis our vegetable meat with melted cheese, over caramelized onions and green bell peppers, with a touch of garlic sauce and pickles $ 145
al-bundi beyond-beef meatballs, with the magical house pomodoro sauce, melted yellow cheese and Parmesan $ 175	el shori(pan) beyond chorizo, cebolla morada, pimiento rojo y amarillo, todo caramelizado, acompañado del chimichurri de la casa $175

de poio

or POIO is vegetable protein from chickpea

el crispy chikn' sandwich, garlic-mayo, cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles $135	wrap-d-poio flour tortilla wrap, chikn', lettuce, tomato, avocado, white onion, corn, various peppers, mayo-garlic, carrot $135	fakc-d-poio chikn' burger, blue-chis, pickles, lettuce, red onion $135
jot-poio chikn' burger bathed in hot-bbq or mango-habanero, pickles, lettuce, onion, chili peppers, carrot $135	poio-macho chikn' burger, fried plantain, lettuce, pickles, cheese, purple onion and blue-chis $145	poio-bbq chikn' burger, lettuce, pickles, cheese, caramelized onion and bbq sauce $145
la fakc'er lettuce salad, chikn', tomatoes, avocado, corn, various peppers, blue-chis or balsamic, red onion, carrot $125

hamburgers
our patties are made out off beyond-beef

one-&-only pattie, cheese, onion, tomato, pickled gherkins, lettuce, mayonnaise and ketchup $ 175	la duplex two patties, double cheese, sweet pickles, lettuce, onion, mustard and ketchup $ 215

hot-dogs

our sausages are made from chickpea protein and tofu

el solovino sausage, tomato, onion, chili, mustard and ketchup $ 130	el pulgoso sausage, sweet relish, pickled red onion, corn, mayonnaise and ketchup $ 130	el como-tú sausage, melted cheese, caramelized onion, avocado, ketchup, mustard and a crispy tortilla $140

munchies

because you can't have them by it self

papas the crunchiest of your life, we recommend you try them with our mayo-garlic sauce $ 50	camotes you've never tried them like this, do yourself a favor ... we recommend our mayo-curry sauce $ 75	DSC09221_edited_edited Deepfried Mac-&-Cheese bites $75
cole-slaw coleslaw, with house mayonnaise $25

snacks

to share with friends, with your crush.... or a beer!!!

poio-pops chik’n pop-corn, with bbq sauce, hot-bbq or mango-habanero $130	re-loaded fries bathed in cheese, with tomato, chambray onions, chili peppers (optional) small - $85 large - $160	nuggets chickn' no-gets with blu-chis and bathed in your favorite bbq, hot-bbq or mango-jalapeño sauce 6 pieces - $95 10 pieces - $150
chis-fingers fingers of mozzarella cheese and oregano 5 pieces - $85 9 pieces - $140

sweets

best cookies, period

fack-chip three words: chewy-chips-OMG $ 40	morena-luna chocolate with peanut butter in the middle $ 40	choco-choco three chocolates, brownie made cookie $ 40
rubia-sol vanilla, filled with triple chocolate

shakes & ice-cream
yeah!!!

peanut-butter brownie vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, choco-choco and whipped cream $85	ay q' fresa vanilla ice cream, strawberry puree, grated coconut and whipped cream $85	caramel-pretzel vanilla ice cream, caramel syrup, pretzels and whipped cream $85
fack-chip y café chocolate ice cream, coffee shot, fakc-chip, whipped cream and chocolate syrup $85	la d' oreo mixed ice cream, oreos, chocolate syrup and whipped cream $85	la fit chocolate, with peanut butter and a scoop of vegetable protein from InstaFit $85
konos natural or chocolate cone with vanilla, chocolate or combined soft ice cream $30	cuki-cream soft vanilla, chocolate or combined ice cream, with your favorite warm cookie on top $80

drinks

we've got the best non-sugar soda option but at the same time the all traditional coke

house ginger ginger lemonade with agave honey, 100% natural $25	topo-chico mineral water $35	coca-cola the ones we all know: classical light $ 35
beer light and dark $35	beer light $35

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